Alternative Energy Center

By: Jd Stratis
The research professions are buzzing over electrifying new developments regarding a new system which could extract Hot Flash thermal energy of menopausal adult females. Laboratory testing has shown that adult females will soon be able to be fitted with an attachment currently referred to as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that may draw out the thermal energy within a Hot Flash and store the energy to be used on battery apparatus, or be sent as electrical thermal energy into the power grid which can then be sold to the electric companies.

The human thermal energy system might someday become known as one of the greatest Green Feats ever.

Men and women of science are busily researching the possibility of capturing the thermal energy created from the organic heat pump of adult females in menopause into a very real renewable energy source. Does it surprise you at all that it would be the collective effors of women who eventually save our little planet Earth? Since they're going to inherit it anyways, they may as well fix it in the meantime. Our studies of population tendencies provide evidence that the time is now for a thermal energy program like this. The existing mass of Hot Flash power shall and will be refined to satisfy our thermal energy addiction. Female thermal energy might just become the Green Feat technology that saves us all.

The harnessing of this environmentally friendly thermal energy system may be the catalyst required worldwide to change our abuse of nature, to a level that mankind has never before witnessed. The proof that the female species have all the power will be even more apparent, plus they will also BE the power, as well as guarantee their positions as guardians of nature - Womankind. The increase in the value to society of women in their 40's to mother earth, will grow to an astonishing level and allow them to assume their rightful place of being in charge of the planet once and for all.

In the future, electronic's-addicted men and kids will bow in the company of the Hot Flash woman for the charge of their "sustainable" thermal energy. The "glow" of a woman's hot flash in menopause will adapt from the fear it ingrains in the male population presently, to one of reverence as we will all know, the reality that she is the producer of the thermal energy for his "Crackberry".

Picture a time when you can just plug your laptop into a COEGR thermal energy device and charge the battery! The Woman in menopause will without a doubt become a HOT Commodity,(though they already are...) Energy seeking individuals will seek them at the mall, as we come to grips with the fact that they "Got The Power"! Shopping Malls could power the lights for their entire facility from the thermal energy of their shoppers! Naturally, substantial discounts would most certainly apply to supplying the thermal energy.